I can tell winter has descended upon the mid east coast because my hair has become limp and lifeless and my skin has decided that many things I need to live in society are now unacceptable and can never touch it. Things like pants. Also, it would really prefer I didn't shower every day. Unfortunately, thanks to my hair's state of utter depression robbing it of the ability to perk itself up above my scalp at all I need to shower every day in order to keep from looking like I ran butter across my scalp for funsies.
Anyone out there know how I can start my own child-sponsor type charity? Only the child is 25 year old me and what we're sponsoring is relocating me back to Miami?
0 comments:
Post a Comment